Entries in Tucker (3)

Tuesday
09Feb2010

Dollars and Census

While this weekend's Super Bowl set a record for being the most watched television program in American history, taxpayers forked over $2.5 million for a 30-second spot promoting the upcoming Census. Directed by improvisational genius Christopher Guest, somewhat of a modern-day Preston Sturges (minus the actual writing), and starring his competent cast of characters, the advertisement shown Sunday night was not as humorous as previous installments in the serious. Still, it was much better than a chauvinistic commercial selling Doritos:

 

Before Libertarians throw a flag for illegal procedure, it would be wise to consider the benefits of Census Bureau advertising. As the Commerce Department reports, $85 million is saved for every one percent of the people who watched the Super Bowl mail in their Census forms. By doing so, the government does not have to waste resources following up on negligent citizens. When the government undertook a $100 million ad campaign for the 2000 census, it saved taxpayers over $200 million and reversed a declining response rate trend that hit a nadir in 1990.

Speaking of the 1990 Census, here is a sketch from the old "Late Night with David Letterman," starring the immortal Larry Bud Melman, that serves as an instructional video for filling out forms:

Friday
29Jan2010

Horse Feathers

It's been a busy week for the Justice Department. First, it will have to investigate claims of murder at Guantánamo Bay. Second, it has to deal with wannabe gonzo-journalists illegally spying on our elected officials (the description of the "sting" makes the operation appear to be more Alan Funt than J. Edgar Hoover). Most importantly, however, the DOJ is addressing the issue that poses the greatest threat to Americans' liberty and security: the Bowl Championship Series...

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Monday
16Nov2009

I Know Right

In 1996 Barry Goldwater, the patron saint of American Conservatism, joked with Bob Dole, the most exciting politician to come from Russell, Kansas, that they now comprised the liberal wing of the Republican Party. Though the anecdote is more fodder for a dime-a-dozen obituary than real political analysis, it may have been more prescient than once thought. Schisms in the Republican Party are becoming more apparent as the Tea Partiers continue their Grand Inquisition...

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